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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 00:20

Hysterias & Posteriors
So they tried
No way
UK civil servants who used AI saved two weeks a year, government study finds - Financial Times
No go.
Loons and Moons
share office space ...
What are some mind-blowing facts about Michael Jackson?
They put up a sign reading
Catatonics & High Colonics
Still no good
What celebrity do you admire the most?
Another attempt resulted in ...
So, the docs changed it to read
No, not a chance
How can I promote my Amazon products to get more sales?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Then came..
Next, they tried...
Le Mans 24 Hours: Kubica wins with Ferrari as Porsche spoils 1-2-3 - Autosport
Unacceptable again!
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Thumbs down again.
Non adipisci autem repellat fugiat.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Everyone loved it.
Here's How Much Traders Expect Apple Stock to Move After WWDC - Investopedia
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Nuts and Butts
Taraji P. Henson says Hollywood went silent after her Oscar nod—until Tyler Perry called - TheGrio
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Still no good.
New Non-Opioid Drug Offers Powerful Pain Relief Without the Dangerous Side Effects - SciTechDaily
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Analysis & Anal Cysts
On Which Part of the Body Might One Wear Winklepickers? - Slate Magazine
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Just Forget it!
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Do you regret being married to your current wife?
Minds and Behinds
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Freaks and Cheeks