What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 00:20

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Hysterias & Posteriors

So they tried

No way

UK civil servants who used AI saved two weeks a year, government study finds - Financial Times

No go.

Loons and Moons

share office space ...

What are some mind-blowing facts about Michael Jackson?

They put up a sign reading

Catatonics & High Colonics

Still no good

What celebrity do you admire the most?

Another attempt resulted in ...

So, the docs changed it to read

No, not a chance

How can I promote my Amazon products to get more sales?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Then came..

Next, they tried...

Le Mans 24 Hours: Kubica wins with Ferrari as Porsche spoils 1-2-3 - Autosport

Unacceptable again!

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Thumbs down again.

Non adipisci autem repellat fugiat.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Everyone loved it.

Here's How Much Traders Expect Apple Stock to Move After WWDC - Investopedia

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Nuts and Butts

Taraji P. Henson says Hollywood went silent after her Oscar nod—until Tyler Perry called - TheGrio

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Still no good.

New Non-Opioid Drug Offers Powerful Pain Relief Without the Dangerous Side Effects - SciTechDaily

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Analysis & Anal Cysts

On Which Part of the Body Might One Wear Winklepickers? - Slate Magazine

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Just Forget it!

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Do you regret being married to your current wife?

Minds and Behinds

Freaks and Cheeks